this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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