Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
soo... how was my night?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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