As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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