is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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