I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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