So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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