...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I cut my penus on the lid.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So vagazzling was a success
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
