We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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