I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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