Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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