I think i peed on brittanys purse
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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