Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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