I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
