How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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