Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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