Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
