I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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