somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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