a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
