Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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