He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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