please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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