return my video game
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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