She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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