Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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