How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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