Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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