Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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