Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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