I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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