vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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