Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
its not stalking. its research.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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