She said her name was "party"
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
