Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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