kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
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