you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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