Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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