Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!