I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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