God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable