apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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