At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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