He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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