this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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