32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
operation harelip BJ is a go
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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