Sry I called you an 8
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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