So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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