I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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