At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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