Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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