is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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