Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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