stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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