i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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